Wednesday, April 27, 2005

Guest Editorial by Billy "White Shoes" Johnson, former Houston Oiler All-Star

Posted by Box Daddy

Lynn was always a cry baby.

When I got up this morning and checked out PFSH, I was not the least bit shocked to see his whining.

Man, this guy could never take a hit and, knowing Charles Box Daddy, as well as I do - I just had to say something.

First up, get a life Lynn: I have my world famous touchdown dance. People come up to me all the time and say: Billy, I love your dance. I bet you NEVER hear anything like that Lynn. I know that's got to hurt - but don't take it out on BOX.

Second, you attack Box for telling the truth: what's next, LS, attacking Nelson Mandela? or the Pope? You better check yourself before you wreck yourself.

Third, Box is not an "anti-democratic liberal elitist" -- he is a regular American who believes that the Rich Man (including Mr. Lynn Swann) should have his wealth confiscated by an intrusive and violent communist state apparatus. What is more AMERICAN than that? Sheesh.

Third, again, what's wrong with "broad slogans": remember "LOVE YA BLUE!" I bet you do! Houston Oilers #1 Baby!

Fourth, "personal attacks and leftist shibboleths like "Global War America" -- is Lynn insane, or what? EVERYONE around the world -- even folks in places like Burundi and Angola -- agrees with Box.

Fifth, who is Wesley Mouch and why should I care? Did he play for the Bengals or something?

Sixth, the music on the site is okay. Films are better.

Keep up the Gambling Poet Posts, my wife loves them!

Billy "White Shoes" Johnson

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