The Facts Don't Lie About John McEnroe
Below is a leaflet someone handed me while I was waiting in line to get into a movie at Sundance. The text reads:
Do you know the truth about "Brokeback Mountain?"
Fact: John McEnroe has never denied allegations that he is homosexual.
Fact: John McEnroe refuses to comment on the allegations that Brokeback Mountain is actually loosely based on his experiences as a professional tennis player.
Fact: John McEnroe has never denied that he has been to Montana.
The facts don't lie about John McEnroe.